The Joke Collection Index

The Jokes on you...

Recently lots of friends have been sending me jokes (and joke type documents). Instead of trying to work out who sent me what and forwarding them to everyone else I have decided to (finaly) use my webspase...

13/5/2001 Well I said that I don't update the page regular and it has been almost a year! I have however been collecting the jokes and now have 118 on file! I also have a bundle of funny images that I will post if I get round to it (prob next year :*)

14/5/2000 As of today have updated these pages, however the number of jokes being sent to me has fallen! As I don't update the page regularly I have added a link to netmind. A free service to notify you of changes by email. Just click the button at the bottom of this page and enter your email address!
REMEMBER - SEND ME YOUR JOKES!

GO SLOW FOR THE CHICKS (17/05/01)
Ear Ear! (11/05/01)
DAILY MOMENT OF ZEN (20/04/01)
THE BEER TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE (20/04/01)
So you want to be an engineer? (14/04/01)
POLITICIANS FAIL TO QUALIFY FOR MEDALS OF HONOUR (20/03/01)
Subject: Top 8 Idiots of 2000 (14/03/01)
Appropriate Job (16/01/01)
Resolutions (02/01/01)
THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (16/12/00)
BEST HEADLINES OF YEAR (14/12/00)
Amazeing Facts (08/12/00)
Deep Thought (30/11/00)
Quick Quiz (21/11/00)
Car Acronyms (06/11/00)
Witty Words of Wisdom (02/11/00)
Out of Sight (01/11/00)
IDIOTS! (24/10/00)
The Elmo Misunderstanding (20/10/00)
Easy answer! (16/10/00)
No Respect! (04/10/00)
STAGES OF LIFE (27/09/00)
Christmas Carols for the Mentally ill (27/09/00)
Duck! (27/09/00)
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY (22/09/00)
HOW TO HAVE FUN WITH TELEMARKETERS (20/09/00)
Darwin Awards 2000 (19/09/00)
NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES (14/09/00)
Word-Fu? (07/09/00)
Police Quotes (28/08/00)
All about Government and Bureaucracy (31/07/00)
Words of Wisdom (18/07/00)
Procrastinators Creed (12/07/00)
Last Words (06/07/00)
Gigantic Computer (28/06/00)
Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies (16/06/00)
Where am I? (15/06/00)
Things you ought to know....… (09/06/00)
Why? (07/06/00)
25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90's (07/06/00)
Time Heals All (22/05/00)
TOP T-SHIRTS (19/05/00)
NEW PROVERBS (18/05/00)
Real Ale? (18/05/00)
You're on! (18/05/00)
NEW WORDS FOR 2000 (Part 1) (17/05/00)
NEW WORDS FOR 2000 (15/05/00)
Technical Support (15/05/00)
Run Away! (14/05/00)
The End? (10/05/00)
Sketchy Caracter (07/05/00)
Off Course? (05/05/00)
AREN'T KIDS GREAT? (03/05/00)
Top Ten Reasons Your Web Site Needs Feng Shui (22/04/00)
Personality Test (19/04/00)
Good Excuse (11/04/00)
Sweet Personality? (03/04/00)
Spare Cash? (03/04/00)
And more blonde jokes… (11/02/00)
She Was So Blonde That.… (11/02/00)
Soooooo BAD! (I had to include it!) (11/02/00)
Police Observation (21/01/00)
Old? (19/01/00)
Dark Sucker (28/12/99)
Knowledge is Power… (28/12/99)
Mens Gifts (23/12/99)
Alcoholics Guide To Cooking The Turkey (22/12/99)
Tall Story (14/12/99)
Square (07/12/99)
Cuckoo (07/12/99)
Someone you don't want to annoy… (07/12/99)
Nature Fighting Back! (01/12/99)
Engineering (standards?) (29/11/99)
Darwin awards (29/11/99)
A word of warning!!! (29/11/99)
Language Translation Problems (possibly) (28/11/99)
The Smuggler (21/11/99)
Political Incident (21/11/99)
You Might Be Computer Illiterate If… (21/11/99)
Huey, Duey and… (21/11/99)
Pop quiz (21/11/99)
Food for thought (11/11/99)
And the rest… (11/11/99)
Duck! (05/11/99)
Chicken (05/11/99)
Hardware fault (04/11/99)
Trekkies Anonymous (04/11/99)
Noah's Ark - 90's Style (02/11/99)
Politically Correct Halloween (30/10/99)
Cat attak! (30/10/99)
Unfortunate (29/10/99)
Pass! (29/10/99)
FAIL! (29/10/99)
Not a leg to stand on (29/10/99)
Hidden meanings (29/10/99)
Little Boy's Prayer (29/10/99)
Upwardly mobile joke (29/10/99)
Wibble (29/10/99)
Professional Conduct (27/10/99)
Croak! (27/10/99)
Fully equiped (27/10/99)
Perfume (25/10/99)
Haka Haka Ho! (25/10/99)
Everything is relative (19/10/99)
The 5 questions most feared by men (19/10/99)
Hide! (15/10/99)
Sleepless nights (15/10/99)
Places to go (15/10/99)
Cat Quotes (12/10/99)
Why are we here ? (02/10/99)
A few links… (24/07/99)
Borg (pruned) (14/07/99)
Cybersex? (13/07/99)
How To Destroy Your Computer (20/04/99)
Blonde joke (30/01/99)
Answering Machine Messages (21/12/98)
A day at the races (21/12/98)
Labelling disasters (04/08/98)

If you have any jokes that you think should be included on this page the feel free to send them to the special jokes email address
jokes@mindwhip.demon.co.uk

The person I have attributed to each joke is the person who sent it to me, if you feel that your name should be agaist a joke then please let me know...

I have the last say on what is added so if I don't think something is funny then it aint gettin in!

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